The Greatest Troll on Earth

Day 1: Jacobear: A Magical Journey & Epic Troll

This is a story about a man, a phone and a dream.

Jacob is a ladies man through and through, as you will see. Let’s start out this journey with a fateful text to “Kelly”, a woman Jacob wants needs more than anything.

Once upon a time on the Otherground, ZeroTZ had quite a conundrum; a strange man was texting him asking for Kelly….

*quick edit*

Please comment on this epic troll on Twitter and use #jacobear to join the conversation.

Day 1

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Orly?

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The plot thickens as our lover boy asks to talk to “Kelly” on the phone and our hero is desperate for answers:

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At this point in time, ZeRoTZ was searching for a picture of “Kelly” that would capture Jacobear’s heart. Here are some of the options he chose from:

Did he like a petite woman?

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Nope, if its one thing we’ve discovered about Jacobear, he’s a boob man.

What about a woman with a little cushion for the pushin?

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Nah, don’t want to risk losing Jacobear’s interest.

Another choice was this brunette hottie:

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She’s cute, but just not right for him.

Finally, ZeRoTZ found a worthy “Kelly” but before the big reveal, she’s got to shower up for him…

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And now for the big reveal. Ladies and Gentleman….Kelly!

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ZeRoTZ was about to tap out after him accepting the broken hip/cock x-ray, but our hero plowed through and ended the day on a high note.

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The first Jacobear meme was born….

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End of Day 1

Use the #Jacobear tag on Twitter to join the conversation!

The original thread can be found here:

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&forum=2&thread=2156204&page=1

Day 2: Dirty Secrets & White Knights

Jacob is up and ready to start his day with his new gf Kelly, but today we learn he has a truckload of skeletons in his closet.

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uh oh, someone is on the sex offender list!

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After some internet sleuthing, OG’er PittWrestler found out Jacob as a pretty extensive history of randomly texting people looking for some sex.

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Well now, lets go take a look at what Jacob has been up to…

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Right in here is where Jacob dun goofed and the epic troll started taking place.

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Meanwhile, Jacobear is still trying to get laid through the magic of a cellular telephone.

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(There is NO WAY he is going to fall for that! No one can be that dense!)

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THAT. JUST. HAPPENED.

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Art Wanderlei is a member of the website. At this point we realized someone else had been texting him and was trying to ruin our fun. We had a “White Knight” on our hands.

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Panic is setting in on the forum, this troll was still fresh and was only getting better.

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Oh no! He wants ID! No worries….

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The OG comes through with a photoshop (or romoshop as it is often called on the website). But will it be enough to fool our new pedo friend…

Use the #Jacobear tag on Twitter to join the conversation!

The original thread can be found here:

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&forum=2&thread=2156204&page=1

Day 3: And It’s ALLLLLLL OVER……..or is it?

We all went to bed the night before wondering if the drivers license that was photoshopped would work and who was the mystery person who text him? Lets see what happens…

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Wait…he’s on social media? Myspace of course…

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OH NO! And it’s ALLLL over! ZeRoTZ decided it was time to pull the plug. Good night, Irene! Well, it was good while it lasted. High fives all around!

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Well we had some good lulz while it lasted. Some memes to share with everyone…

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Someone figured it would be best if this guy doesn’t keep his shenanigans up anymore and contacted the authoritahs. 

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A concerned citizen reaches out to help…

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ZeRoTZ tries to pull Pea Dough back into the mix…but has the damage been done?

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Wait, WHAT!? Caleb with the save!

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Whoa wait… does Pea Dough trane UFC?! Does he come on the website we’ve been trolling him on?!

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T-Rex Arms imo

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Jacobear don’t descriminate on age or race!

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We figured him to be a van type of guy...

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Caleb starts getting the silent treatment. Pea Dough has gone silent and we dont know why.

The original thread can be found here:

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&forum=2&thread=2156204&page=1

Day 4: Iam on That list

One thing Jacobear is not, is shy. On day 4 we learn a bit more about the man himself. A lot of references are being made to forum members in the texts as part of the troll. There are now multiple “girls” texting Jacobear…

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A forum member pulled up someone who looks similar with the same last name and we began to wonder if being a pedo is a family tradition.

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Damn that BillyRay! Kelly is still trying to get back in the mix but so far, no dice.

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As you’re about to find out, Jacob is a player. Is there no end to his sexual prowess?!

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Enter Lindsey’s “friend”

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And back to Lindsey

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Caleb doesn’t like the creeper messaging him, so its time to pass the torch to Mr. TheBulgarianAssassin.

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Oops! Just when you think you’re out he pulls you back in!

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Lindsey’s friend

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How will Jacobear juggle so many hot pieces of ass at once?! What will Day 5 bring?!

Day 4 Extras:

The Craigslist Ads

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The original thread can be found here:

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&forum=2&thread=2156204&page=1

Day 5: A Plan is Brewing

It’s time to pick a Lindsey and here are the choices we came up with…

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Initially Lindsey was supposed to be a black chick but it got changed last second…

Lindsey texts Jacob a nice surprise! 

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Some of the forum members live in his area, so a plan to meet him Wednesday is in the works…

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“Kelly” is feeling rejected :(

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I love it when a plan comes together!

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Jacob is excited about Wednesday. Finally all of these texts will pay off!

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Enter a new “girl” played by OG’er Surprise me…

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 Michelle, 19 years old

Oh hey there, you sent a text to the wrong person? No problem…

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Looks like Michelle struck out! Lets go back to the conversation with Lindsey…

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Enter Megan, Michelle’s older sister…

 (also played by Surprise me…)

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Not sure if wink or lazy eye.

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Poor Kelly :(

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Those who frequent mixedmartialarts.com came up with a hand sign, which is the combination of the shaka and middle finger (the fhaka). Occasionally you’ll see a fighter on TV throw it up to the camera as a shout out to the fans from the website as demonstrated by Peadough here.

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Not a bad effort, Peadough.

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Trying to do a troll within a troll is hard… not sure if he’s going to bite. The cat facts troll is one of the best.

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And BOOM goes the dynamite! But did he ruin “Lindsey’s” chances?…

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Here is the recording of his voicemail greeting:

https://soundcloud.com/jacobear/jacobear

Tomorrow is The Meating at Starbucks…


The original thread can be seen here:

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&forum=2&thread=2156204&page=1

Day 6: The Meating

Today is the day when we finally meat our loverboy in person. He’s been such a suave guy, what will he have in store for Lindsey when they meat?

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The anticipation is killing the forum…

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Here is a video of the audio of the OG’er who was in Starbucks talking to Peadough: 

http://youtu.be/PkUTg7MuUjs

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After almost completely ruining the troll, Surprise me… gets a web redemption by getting Peadough to send him some pics from the “friend” Allison’s number earlier. Get ready for some sexy…

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Wait….WHAT?! Kelly is BACK?!?!1

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Kelly needs a license, so the OG pulls through and here it is…

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Day 6 was intense, but Kelly is BACK boys and girls. Let’s see how Peadough handles her…

Here are some Day 6 “Extras”…

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The original thread can be seen here:

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&forum=2&thread=2156204&page=1

Day 7: The Return Of Kelly

Kelly returned last night, but Jacob has some unfinished business. Mittens is still lost and Lindsey needs his help!

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He loves the 69, but he better love finding the pussy even more if he wants a piece of Lindsey…

Now, Jacob is texting both Kelly (played by ZeRoTZ) and Allison (played by Surprise me…) and is trying to get a booty call for the night. Let’s see how good he is at juggling women.

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Someone is white knighting again! Will he figure it out?

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Let’s see how well he can explain his way out of this one!

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Let’s see how he explains this to Allison!

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and just like that….Allison was gone…

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Begging and pleading, not a bad way to end the day BUT what we all didnt know is…

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Enter “Becky”, the 18 23 year old sista

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So that concludes Day 7. “Kelly” is back but, she is pissed because she met “Allison” at the gas station while they were on the way to his house…or so he thought.

Allison is gone, Kelly is still in the mix but angry and Becky comes out of nowhere for some more lulz.

Now for some Day 7 extras…

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The original thread can be seen here:

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&forum=2&thread=2156204&page=1

Day 8: “Love niger the better” lolwut?

So here is a recap of the events so far, summed up by “Surprise me..”

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Jacob is in the mood for a little chocolate lovin’ this morning. Let’s see what kind of moves he puts on Becky (played by 1_less_name)…

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Say What?! “Love niger the better”

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The entire time Jacobear was texting Black Becky how much he cares about her, he was trying to get it on with Kelly. Check it out…

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Here is a video of the conversation:

http://youtu.be/scpoCAwI2Yg

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Becky scored his address and Kelly struck out. Day 9 bring this troll to an end…or does it…..

Day 8 extras:


Jacobears Song: https://soundcloud.com/ryan-spill-leonard/jacobears-song

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Day 9: The Finale

Jacob is excited. Today he’s finally going to get a piece of ass from Allison until something goes horribly wrong…

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Enter the white knight and exit our fun. Someone felt sorry for Jacobear and let him in on the secret.

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As I write this, Jacobear is still getting trolled and white knights are still white knighting him as someone contacted the Largo PD and asked the original thread be removed.

Through this blog, the legend of ZeRoTZ’s epic troll from the mixedmartialarts.com “TheOtherGround” forum will live on.

Please comment on this epic troll on Twitter and use #jacobear to join the conversation.

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Stop in and say hi sometime: OtherGround Forum